Surviving the aftermath of a Royal Wedding and trying to clean up crocodile muck...Here is the burning question: if they bottled the stuff that goes into relationships and sold it on a shelf at the supermarket, how long would it take you to choose Charles and Camilla Brand over the Cate and William Variety? A tough decision: just slightly harder than the difference between L'Oreal and Nivea. The fact is, most of our relationship histories look a lot more like the tried and true love of the Charles and Camilla Brand. I would, though, bet the francs I spend on shampoo (but not the ones I spend on mousse, hair-spray, conditioner, hair-mask and hairdressing) that most of us would want our hair to be better than the reality and go for the new fresh love of Cate and William. Well, you know, the packaging is nicer, even if, "Gasp!" he's balding.
I'm only writing this to help my readers stave off total and complete depression from not yet having found a prince or princess. So:
1) Get out of your lonely tower and stop cleaning and start watching the trees grow. This is enormously satisfying, as long as you stay in one place long enough.
2) Watch that bit where he puts the ring on her finger. Wasn't that great? In Hollywood, the ring slips right on. Isn't it nice that it was so hard for William to get in on?
3) You can always be happy! Because your first, second, third, forth and fifth weddings combined, will never be as expensive as theirs.
4) Brighten up! Because if Wills doesn't start with some kind of hair-enhancing product soon, we will have Yul Brynner as the King of England, now wouldn't that be nice? We could all sing!
5) Don't worry! You will find your prince or princess.
Yours, singing and cleaning up the muck, talking to birds and mice and generally acting like a princess
Mrs Crocodile
I'm only writing this to help my readers stave off total and complete depression from not yet having found a prince or princess. So:
1) Get out of your lonely tower and stop cleaning and start watching the trees grow. This is enormously satisfying, as long as you stay in one place long enough.
2) Watch that bit where he puts the ring on her finger. Wasn't that great? In Hollywood, the ring slips right on. Isn't it nice that it was so hard for William to get in on?
3) You can always be happy! Because your first, second, third, forth and fifth weddings combined, will never be as expensive as theirs.
4) Brighten up! Because if Wills doesn't start with some kind of hair-enhancing product soon, we will have Yul Brynner as the King of England, now wouldn't that be nice? We could all sing!
5) Don't worry! You will find your prince or princess.
Yours, singing and cleaning up the muck, talking to birds and mice and generally acting like a princess
Mrs Crocodile
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